Messing with cars...

Today, I wanted to talk about messing with the just married peoples cars. Now I know that its all in good fun. I have had a great time trashing the cars of friends. The only problem I have with it is not providing the quarters for the clean up. Honestly, they were just married do you think they have the $25 it will take to clean up the mess? And I'm not just pulling that number out of nowhere. Me and my wonderfull wife were married then came out to this nicely decorated vehicle. Now it might not look that bad in the pics, but there was fricken olive loaf all over the truck, plus I think they smeared and pushed on 8 cubes of butter. The worse thing they did was threw a can of tuna fish all over the truck. Come on... Tuna fish... of all things. After we left the wedding, we went strait to the car wash and spent $10 trying to clean up the best we could. It really didn't help much. I know this because for the three days of our honeymoon, we had cats eating off of our winshield and hood. We also had melting butter coming out of our door handles the entire time. When we got home we spent another $15 spraying off the truck with the nice hot water power wash. So the moral of todays story. Please when you choose to defile someones vehicle. throw in a few dollars worth of quarters. Like we did to this good buddies car on his wedding date....

So, do you think we went to far on his car??

All I know is that we were still had paper coming out of the air vents a year after our car was done... By the way Lucy you are a walking dead man... STILL!!!